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Fat Cow
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on Thursday, May 15 @ 00:00:00 UTC
Anonymous writes:: " Fat Cow
Fat and Heavy
So big and Fat!
Look at me!
I am Mr. MooCow!
I like grass!
I like to dispense milk!
And chew on your lawn!
I am your worse enemy, Mr. Car
Because I am Mr. Cow
And it is hard to clean Cow blood
from thine tyres 'o death!
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Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by SparklingFlurry on Saturday, May 17 @ 11:54:00 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | | Are you serious? |
- Re: Fat Cow by Anonymous on Thursday, May 22 @ 20:05:44 UTC
- Re: Fat Cow by JDcool on Monday, February 21 @ 17:40:45 UTC
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by rain2follow on Thursday, September 11 @ 22:15:59 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | | i really cant believe this. i mean, come on, its. . . a new concept, ill give you that. but, all in all. . . just not what i consider "poetry", but thats just me |
- Re: Fat Cow by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 02 @ 05:37:05 UTC
- Re: Fat Cow by JDcool on Monday, February 21 @ 17:43:03 UTC
- Re: Fat Cow by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 02 @ 05:37:23 UTC
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Sunday, September 28 @ 00:18:55 UTC | | As a poet and writer, that is an aweful poem. |
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by Jauntypill on Saturday, November 01 @ 13:49:55 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | Interesting....I think people came down a little hard on you. Its very creative and should be awarded a creative medal.....but as for a poem......A little to blatantly winded.
Keep writing , Never give up , If I doesn't come easy than find another hobby. That's my saying , I live by it .
Im no saint and Im not criticizing, just giving some constructive criticism , So you may critique this and make it wonderful.
Your Truely ,
Jaunty pill |
- Re: Fat Cow by Anonymous on Friday, February 06 @ 21:06:45 UTC
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by fallen_soul on Monday, March 01 @ 15:38:34 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | | haha, that's mad. Pretty harsh treatment from these other people. A very famous poet, Ogden Nash, wrote poetry like this. |
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by Thegurthathurtz on Friday, March 26 @ 15:32:23 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | | are u like joking because if u really felt that way u wouldnt make it seem like a joke and if u arnt and ur just making a joke then theres sumthing wrong whit u caz its not funni |
- Re: Fat Cow by Anonymous on Saturday, March 27 @ 10:41:03 UTC
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 27 @ 23:11:30 UTC | | Hey give me some of that fat! |
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by Rosebud1383 on Sunday, May 16 @ 18:33:12 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | | ok, thank you for sharing |
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by angelkisss143 on Saturday, July 31 @ 20:42:17 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | | Well it's defiantly interesting… but just to let you know…if it’s a “Mr. Cow” then it cannot give milk…it does seem a bit vague, ok you’re a Cow, but why do we care, what is you purpose of the poem? It’s not all that bad, but maybe a different subject or different wording, I was puzzled…? I’m not sure what else to say, was this just a ploy to have people look at the car insurence add??? |
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by JDcool (jdcool038@yahoo.com) on Monday, February 21 @ 17:43:50 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | | I have to admit, it DID make me chuckle. But I agree with SparklingFlurry....Are you serious? |
- Re: Fat Cow by waterlotus on Tuesday, April 19 @ 22:52:25 UTC
Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by diamondz on Thursday, February 22 @ 12:43:24 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | I see no purpose of this poem
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Re: Fat Cow (Score: 1)
by Dhruv (breakfree89@yahoo.com) on Saturday, March 03 @ 09:53:40 UTC
(User Info | Send a Message) | i have but one thing to say to you
http://www.westegg.com/nash/cow.html |
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Poem's Rating
Average Score: 2.06
Votes: 16
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