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Humor
Posted by on Tuesday, June 28 @ 06:22:39 UTC

: Thank you – cell phone!!
on Tuesday, June 28 @ 06:22:39 UTC
ManojAnmol writes:: " Thought of writing a poem,
scratching head for words,
imagining language jargon,
theme and inner thoughts,
philosophical and mundane.
Closed eyes to concentrate
--- the cell phone rang!!.


Lost the writing rhythms,
thought about my love,
about the satiric humor,
about the laughter of life,
nature, philosophy and spiritual .
Idea came to my idle mind,
brought paper, dustbin and
eraser with sharpened pencil
--- the cell phone rang!!

Devastated and saddened by
the death of my maiden attempt
thought about the menace
--- the cell phone.
Thank you my cell phone
for saving me from the ordeal
of writing a poem for this site
I love you – my cell phone!!
"


 
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Re: Thank you – cell phone!! (Score: 1)
by BodhiTree (burningbright2@aol.com) on Thursday, June 30 @ 23:10:10 UTC
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sort of ironic dont you think?
this is very witty
Elinor


Re: Thank you – cell phone!! (Score: 1)
by BiasedSecret on Wednesday, June 29 @ 21:13:13 UTC
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Funny...
-brit


 
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